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justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…


What the ….

justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…

What the ….

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.


Lol oh my I need this

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Lol oh my I need this

Show off…😒😒

Show off…😒😒

gallifrey-feels:

sweatyeah:

This is the cutest thing!!

these are so sweet and harmless and then my cat’s just like ‘MY HUMAN OBEYS MY EVERY WHIM. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN. BOW LOW BEFORE ME.’

Awww

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

Oh my

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

Oh my

hersheysljohnson:

True true ☺️

Truth!

hersheysljohnson:

True true ☺️

Truth!

claudiagray:

In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

😂😂😂😂😂

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

This would be on point right now!

This would be on point right now!

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